Make them laugh before you even arrive for the big feast! Invite them to "Slap Your Perky Butt" with a Thanksgiving card from Auto(in)correct.
Send your ghoulfriends a cool card from Auto(in)correct this Halloween and let them know you love them and all their weird ways!
A few suggestions for greetings for every type of friend in your life. New, old, silver, gold, and everything in between.
A Scottish answer to last week's The New York Times advice on “How to Survive a Lavish Wedding,” involving kilts, ceilidh, and sheep.