On the Twelfth Day of Christmas

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, This @#!$ Season Gave to Me:

Twelve Cookies Burning

Eleven Broken Lightbulbs

Ten Pounds of Candy

Nine Open Browsers

Eight Kids-A-Screaming

Seven Unbought Presents

Six Annoying Carols

FIVE FAMILY FEUDS!

Four Unsightly Garlands

Three iPhones Charging

Two Calls from Grandma

And a Christmas Card Sent From Me to You.

Jingle Hell. Jingle Bells? Happy Holidays. From Auto(in)correct.

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